Èetujte sa Bogom

by Natsi Mon 7 Jul 2008 - 10:51

First topic message reminder :

www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Sam naslov kaze...Zabavno je...:angelll:

by Jackie Wed 19 Aug 2009 - 23:53

hahahah xDDDD

ovo sam ja pisala:

Me:
you are bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. You think I am FEMALE DOG :xexe:

svasta sam ja jos tamo nalupetala..... :lol:

by **Fallen Like The Sky.** Thu 20 Aug 2009 - 10:59

a kad mu napises God
stalno govori: GOD RULES ili GOD ROCKS ne secam se
a kad pricas o filmovima i glumcima on zapeo za Mela Gibsona i onaj film Passion of the Christ o_o

by *Wild Child* :] Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 19:55

Ovo sam vec radila
evo opet
okey je :D

by **Bloody.Mary** Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 20:17

hahahahah dobro je xD

by **Sookie** Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 20:55

svadjam se stalno sa njim :D

a ima i chat sa deda mrazom,malo je bzvz ali dobro :
http://santabot.com/

by *Wild Child* :] Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 21:44

i ja se stalno svadjam sa njim xDD
ja napisem hmm
on napise kao 13% tinejdera govori hmm sa dva mm xD
deda mraz je jako spor :D
evo sacu malo sa njim da se svadjam ako mogu xD

by *Wild Child* :] Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 21:44

E vidi i deda mraz mi je rekao isto sto i onaj
ja napisala hmm
a on meni : tudies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

:DD

by **Wendy** Mon 12 Jul 2010 - 19:40

Cool je ovo... Kad mi je dosadno ja ovde chatujem...

by **Bloody.Mary** Sun 12 Sep 2010 - 19:18

Uvek me iznervira xD

by **Anamarija** Tue 14 Sep 2010 - 21:33

koji kreten, pa to je nesto nevidjeno

by **~Simka~ <3** Fri 17 Sep 2010 - 16:46

ja videla ovo ranije... malo je dosadno...

by **Angie:)** Sun 24 Oct 2010 - 18:17

Hahahaha...extra je!

by sundjer bob :) Thu 31 Mar 2011 - 22:00

zanimljivo :D

by **popka bebic ^__^** Fri 1 Apr 2011 - 16:58

on nece da prica samnom o.O

by **UnLoVeD pRiNcEsS** Wed 6 Apr 2011 - 13:34

Hahahaha. Boze xD
Pogledajte moj chat xD

Me:
Dear God, I'm so sad. :(
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
Both.
God:
What are both like?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
Ok. I'm sad.
God:
I see. What makes you so sad, .
Me:
My bestfirend.
God:
Your bestfirend?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Sweet. Lovely. Everything good.
God:
Thank you for that remark. What are you saying is lovely, ? All things good ?
Me:
I don't understan U, God.
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
Hmm, in my head?!..
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Where did you get it?
Me:
Well, I don't know.
God:
Well that's okay. Me either.
Me:
Hhhh.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Oh God. You just remembered me on my bestfriend when we was holding with our hands.. :(
God:
Come on. GOD rules. Of course I remember you well . We were talking about Hhhh.
Me:
WHAT ?
God:
No problem.
Me:
OMG.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Hhhh. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Look, I just want you to tell me what to do.
God:
I will try to find out. Why do you want me to tell you what to do?
Me:
Because I don't know what to do!
God:
That makes sense to me. Try watching TV.
Me:
No. I want to love someone.
God:
Why not? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
You are smarter!
God:
You think I am smarter.
Me:
Yes. I think.
God:
That's alright. Therefore you are.
Me:
So, do you love someone?
God:
I see. I love God.
Me:
You are God!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
:) i want to love everyone.
God:
:-) Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
hhhh
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Fast food :)
God:
:-) Sounds delicious.
Me:
Yes xD
God:
Dude! Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
hhh. funny xD
God:
Who are you talking about? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
om?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Well, it's silly queston :P
God:
How about that. Who said it is?
Me:
I.
God:
You?
Me:
Yes. Me.
God:
I see. To you ?
Me:
Hahaha
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
No. How?
God:
Are you serious? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I'm serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
I know. Do you thing I'm beautiful?
God:
How do you know it? Yes you look great to me.
Me:
Well, I just know it! Thank you. But my lover doesn't think like you.
God:
Interesting. How do you know it? you are quite welcome. Do robots have lover does not think like me?
Me:
hmm?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hmmm.
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
hmmmmm.
God:
" A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's."? hmmmmm.?
Me:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Never :D
God:
:-) "I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
xD
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
So? I want you to make everybody to love me
God:
Yay. What are the ingredients? Why do you want me to make everybody to love you?
Me:
Because nobody is loving me :(
God:
Interesting explanation. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Are u crazy? help me!
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill". How can I help you?
Me:
You can help me if you make one person to love me forever.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Why you can't do it?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I'm sad.
God:
What makes you so sad, .
Me:
My friend doesn't love like I love him.
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
Very well, better than I know me.
God:
Perhaps. How about that. Perhaps better, but not perfectly.
Me:
No, I know him perfectly.
God:
Are you serious? How do you know? Are you a student?
Me:
No.
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
I'm not!
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Pupil xD
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
No, i don't mind, ask me.
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
What name?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I am crying.
God:
What is wrong, ?
Me:
Love.
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
Yes, but I don't have it.
God:
Are you kidding? Have you ever had it ?
Me:
Yes. One time.
God:
And? One what?
Me:
And it was like a flying without plane.
God:
name was like a flying without plane? Very interesting.
Me:
Yes. But now I don't know what is that feeling.
God:
Give me a break. Why now? Do you think I should know that?
Me:
Hmm, I don't know.
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Me either.
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAA. Stop speaking that ^^
God:
How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
YOU JUST DO IT!
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Ok. I must go now.
God:
Hmm. Oh. See you later.
Me:
See you.
God:
Adios.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye.
Me:
Kiss.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
I sad, I must go.
God:
That is interesting: said sad he or she must go.
Me:
I said, I must go.
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Bye.
God:
See you later.
Me:
See you.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Adios.
God:
Until next time.
Me:
Until next time.
God:
That may take a while.
Me:
xD bye now.
God:
Oh. See you later. Let us change the subject.

by **DarkAngel** Wed 6 Apr 2011 - 21:32

God:
What kind is it?
Me:
stupid -.-
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
no i like u
God:
Are you serious? Thanks, heni, I like you too.

p.s. rekla sam da se zovem heni

by **Suzana** Wed 6 Apr 2011 - 22:06

Smoooorcina mi je (u poslednje vreme mi je sve smooooorcina o.o).

by **popka bebic ^__^** Wed 6 Apr 2011 - 22:19

jao ovo je stvarno uzasno smaranje.............on je totalno glup i nervra me 0.0

by **Gossip Girl.** Sat 9 Apr 2011 - 20:09

A ovo sam vec videla :D

by **IvaChii** Sun 15 May 2011 - 14:31

Me:
Yo man :D
God:
:-) Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
No,I am a 'she'
God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Wow :D Now God,what r u doing
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Ask me another question.
Me:
What's up?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
For me?
God:
OK I will do it for you.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Tell me now :D
God:
:-) Right now? I thought I told you already.
Me:
You didnt
God:
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
But how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I know,I know :D
God:
:-) How do you know it?
Me:
Hahah just know it
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . ":-) How do you know it?"? Do I know it?
Me:
Yes,yes ;D
God:
:-) Gosh!
Me:
Why is God calling a God? o.O
God:
Why do I exist? Oh.
Me:
Like I know,you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
Why do you exist
God:
Good metaphysical question.
Me:
And I want answer
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Cause I want to know
God:
Good enough for me.